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do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life
Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just gets held down.
I CARED ABOUT THIS ANSWER THANK YOU I’M SERIOUS
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Underwear in question, folks.
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36,000 calorie, 26 pound gummy snake
[Blossom] Woah!
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Fact 1: Reading can make you a better conversationalist.
Fact 2: Neighbours will never complain that your book is too loud.
Fact 3: Knowledge by osmosis has not yet been perfected. You’d better read.
Fact 4: Books have stopped bullets - reading might save your life.
Fact 5: Dinosaurs didn’t read. Look what happened to them.
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Tammy Baldwin, Senator-Elect from Wisconsin. She will be the first openly gay senator in U.S. history.
bada$$.
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Frozen Mudslide.
Ingredients & Measurements:
- 2 oz. Vodka
- 2 oz. Kahlua
- 2 oz. Baileys
- 6 oz. Vanilla Ice Cream
- Chocolate Syrup
Instructions:
Add all ingredients except chocolate syrup into a blender. Blend for a few seconds. Pour mixture into chocolate lined glass. Top with whipped cream, chocolate syrup and a cherry if you would like. Enjoy!!I’m pretty sure I could drink this for the rest of my life and be content.
GIMME GIMME GIMME
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Best played with beer if you value your liver. Otherwise, swapping out with water occasionally is wise.
Sip every time
The Tesseract is shown in a scene (not every time someone says Tesseract, we made that mistake. Though if you do that, it’s “Hardcore rules”)
Joss lovingly lingers on Captain…
heeheeeeheeee
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omg, ze awesomeness!
Moaning Myrtle:
For one serving you’ll need:
2 ounces Champagne
1 ounce vodka
2 ounces white grape juice
Purple sugar
Optional: Dry Ice
Pour a small amount of grape juice onto a plate and a small amount of purple sugar on a different plate. Dip the rim of the glass in the juice and then in the sugar until the rim is coated.
Add vodka, white grape juice, and ice to a martini shaker and shake until chilled. Pour into the martini glass and add the chilled champagne.
For a ghostly effect add a small piece of dry ice.
The Severus Snape:
1.5 oz Cruzan Blackstrap Rum
.5 oz falernum
.5 oz Fernet Branca
dash of lavender bitters
Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass over ice. Stir for thirty seconds, allow to sit for thirty seconds, and strain into a cocktail glass.
The Goblet of Fire:
1 oz vodka
1 oz blue curacao
3 oz lemonade
Splash 151 rum
Pinch of cinnamon
Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass
Top with a splash of 151 proof rum
Light on fire
Add the pinch of cinnamon to the flames (cinnamon will spark)
The Lucius Malfoy:
1 oz Bourbon
4 oz lemonade
1 slice lemon
Add ice to glass
Pour in Bourbon
Top with lemonade
Garnish with lemon
The Slytherin:
4 mint leaves
1 oz rum
2 slices lime
3 tsp sugar
3 oz champagne
Muddle mint leaves, limes, rum, sugar in shaker until sugar dissolves
Strain into champagne flute
Add champagne
Garnish with mint
Lord Voldemort:
1 oz Tequila
1/3 oz Tabasco sauce
1 jalapeno pepper
Muddle jalapeno pepper and Tabasco sauce.
Strain into shot glass.
Add tequila.
Garnish with thin slice of jalapeno.
Fred and George Weasley:
1 oz Vodka
1½ oz Chambord
1½ oz Peach Schnapps
Splash of Pineapple juice
Strawberry Pop Rocks
Fill martini glass with cold water and place in freezer for 2 minutes to chill.
Pour all ingredients except candy in a shaker with ice.
Rim martini glass with Strawberry Pop Rocks
Pour in contents of mixer.
Luna Lovegood:
1 oz Grey Goose Le Citron vodka
1½ oz Elderflower liquor
7 raspberries
1 tsp sugar
Pink lemonade
Lemon wedge garnish
Muddle 6 raspberries with sugar in a tall glass.
Add ice.
Top with vodka and pink lemonade.
Garnish with lemon wedge and raspberry.
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Psst. News.
(It has been hard to keep this a secret for the last 18 months… But somehow we did.)
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